Hire a cat
Mint a broker for a fixed ETH price, up to 10 per wallet. Mint revenue does not fund payouts; trading fees do.
3,333 total · 10 per wallet3,333 brokers · Robinhood Chain
Your cat works the stock desk.
You pick what it buys.
Every hour, trading fees from the $CATBROKERS token buy real stock tokens on Robinhood Chain and tuck them inside your broker. USDG, NVDA, TSLA, SPY, or a split of up to three. Sell the NFT and the stocks go with it.
Mint
Hire a cat
One broker NFT, fixed price in ETH. It starts earning once you activate it with $CATBROKERS. Mint revenue does not fund payouts; trading fees do.
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You hold— / 10
0 ETH total · max 10 per wallet
Brokers activated & earning
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Brokers minted
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Next round
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every hour · about $0.00 this round
Reservoir
$0
25% paid out each round
Total paid out
$0
$0.00 queued for stock buys
$CATBROKERS burned
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activations, tier climbs, fuses
How it works
Five moves. That's the whole job.
Clock it in
Burn 50,000 $CATBROKERS and your broker starts earning at the next hourly round. Sell it and the next owner activates again.
50k $CATBROKERS · burned for goodRaise its share
Burn more to climb five tiers, up to 3.5× the base share of every round. Tiers stay with the NFT forever.
100 → 140 → 190 → 250 → 350Merge brokers
Fold a second, then a third broker into one. The survivor keeps everything they banked and earns +20%, then +30%.
100k, then 300k $CATBROKERSTake your stocks
Pick what your broker buys, in any split of up to three assets. Withdraw whenever you like. No fee, no deadline.
USDG · NVDA · TSLA · SPY · moreWhere the money comes from
Trades pay fees. Fees buy stocks. Stocks land in your broker.
The payout side is all contract: rounds, splits, buys and claims run on-chain and anyone can trigger them. The fee forward is done by the team, and every forward is recorded publicly.
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$CATBROKERS trades on Pons
Every buy and sell of the $CATBROKERS token pays a creator fee. Pons holds it in escrow until the team claims it.
fee split80% brokers · 20% team
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The reservoir fills
The team claims the fees and forwards 80% into the Engine's reservoir. Every forward is an on-chain deposit you can audit in the ledger below.
in the reservoir now$0
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Hourly rounds pay out
Each round releases 25% of the reservoir, split across active brokers by weight, in the assets each one picked. Stocks are bought at market with the Chainlink price as the floor.
next round pays about$0
Fee forwards
Every dollar that reached the reservoir, on-chain
The team claims $CATBROKERS trading fees from Pons and forwards 80% here. Each forward goes through the Engine and leaves a public record. Nothing below can be edited or hidden.
Forwarded, all time
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reading the chain…
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What you can be paid in
Real stock tokens, or stable USDG. Your call, per broker.
Pick up to three and give each a share. Two brokers of the same tier earn the same value whatever they picked; the split decides what you collect, not how much. Change it any time; it applies from the next round.
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reading the chain…
Tiers and fusion
Burn $CATBROKERS to earn a bigger slice. Forever.
Tiers
Activation puts a broker at Associate. Climbing costs the difference to the next tier. Burns are real and permanent, and the tier stays with the NFT when it is sold.
| Tier | $CATBROKERS burned | Weight | vs base |
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| Associate | 50k | 100 | 1.0× |
| Broker | +150k | 140 | 1.4× |
| Senior | +300k | 190 | 1.9× |
| Partner | +600k | 250 | 2.5× |
| Managing | +1.2M | 350 | 3.5× |
Fusion
Fold a second broker into a first for 100,000 $CATBROKERS. The survivor earns +20% on top of its tier and inherits everything the absorbed broker had banked, in every asset.
Fold a third in for 300,000 more and the bonus rises to +30%. Absorbed brokers are burned. The collection only ever shrinks.
What travels with the NFT
Tier, fuse level, split, and every unclaimed balance. The only thing that resets on a sale is activation: the new owner burns 50k to clock it back in. That keeps the burn honest and keeps sold brokers from earning for nobody.
Questions
Things people ask before they mint
Do I have to claim every hour?
No. Earnings accumulate inside the broker with no deadline. Claim whenever you like; you pay gas, about a cent, and nothing else.
What happens when I sell my broker?
Everything it has banked, its tier, its fuse level and its split go with it to the buyer. It stops earning the moment it changes hands until the new owner activates it again.
Why did my stock buy wait?
Stocks are bought at market once per round with the Chainlink price as a floor. If the fill would be worse than the asset's band, or the feed is stale, the queue simply waits for the next attempt. Nothing is lost; USDG picks are never delayed.
What about weekends?
Markets close but the pools trade around the clock. Feeds hold Friday's close and buys keep flowing against it, protected by the same band.
Who runs the hourly round?
Anyone can. The tick and the stock buys are permissionless calls with the rules enforced on-chain. We run a keeper so nobody has to, but nothing on the payout side depends on us.
How do I know the team really forwards 80%?
Every forward into the reservoir is a public on-chain deposit, listed in the Fee forwards ledger on this page with its transaction. Compare it against the $CATBROKERS fee claims on the explorer. Claims from your broker carry no fee and there is no setting in the Engine that could add one.
Who can hold stock tokens?
They are issued by Robinhood and carry Robinhood's eligibility terms; they are not offered to residents of the US, Canada, the UK or Switzerland. Point your broker at USDG if that applies to you.